Death Quotes

• "Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die."
  By: Mel Brooks
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• "Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get it."
  By: Sonny Bono
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• "History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn."
  By: Edmund Burke
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• "Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."
  By: Helen Keller
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• "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
  By: Woody Allen
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• "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
  By: Clarence Darrow
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• "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
  By: Johnny Carson
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• "I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means."
  By: Oscar Wilde
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• "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny."
  By: Aeschylus
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• "As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death."
  By: Leonardo da Vinci
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• "What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours."
  By: Woody Allen
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• "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
  By: Emiliano Zapata
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• "One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."
  By: Oscar Wilde
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• "I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
  By: Woody Allen
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• "Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right."
  By: Anonymous
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• "How could they tell? (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)"
  By: Dorothy Parker
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