Funny Quotes

• "If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?."
  By: Amy
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• "If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?."
  By: Josh Longden
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• "Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell.onto a tree."
  By: Lisa Bryant
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• "I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!."
  By: Anon
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• "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?."
  By: Steven Wright.
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• "The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again'."
  By: Winifred Duke.
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• "Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer."
  By: Will Rogers.
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• "A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
  By: Patrick Murray.
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• "The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
  By: Times newspaper
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• "Operator! Give me the number for 911!."
  By: Homer Simpson
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• "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
  By: Homer Simpson
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• "Lisa, Vampires are make.believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
  By: Homer Simpson
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• "Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?."
  By: Bart Simpson
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• "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
  By: Rita Mae Brown.
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• "The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important."
  By: Bobby Robson.
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