Funny Quotes

• "a We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
  By: Unknown
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• "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
  By: Steven Wright.
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• "Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?"
  By: Bart Simpson
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• "If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?"
  By: Amy
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• "If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?"
  By: Josh Longden
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• "Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree"
  By: Lisa Bryant
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• "I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!"
  By: Anon
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• "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
  By: Rowan Atkinson
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• "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football."
  By: Stuart Hall, (radio 5 live commentator)
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• "If at first you don't suceed, pull your foreskin over your head (pronounced heed)"
  By: Old Scottish parable
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• "He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time."
  By: Richie Benaud (cricket commentator)
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• "Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country."
  By: Ian Rush
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• "I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted."
  By: George Best
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• "If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?."
  By: Amy
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• "If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?."
  By: Josh Longden
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