Marriage Quotes

• "A man in love is incomplete until he he is married. Then he's finished."
  By: Zsa Zsa Gabor
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• "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."
  By: Zsa Zsa Gabor
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• "I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad."
  By: W.C. Fields
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• "I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck."
  By: W.C Fields
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• "I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one."
  By: Rudyard Kipling
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• "And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
  By: Rudyard Kipling
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• "With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
  By: Rodney Dangerfield
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• "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!"
  By: Rodney Dangerfield
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• "That’s when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream."
  By: Ray Romano(Everything and a kite)
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• "For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two."
  By: Ray Romano(Everything and a kite)
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• "Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married."
  By: Groucho Marx (Memoirs of a Mangy Lover)
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• "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."
  By: Groucho Marx
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• "Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?"
  By: Groucho Marx
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• "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
  By: Groucho Marx
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• "It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can."
  By: George Bernard Shaw
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