Religion Quotes

• "I have made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord,make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."
  By: Voltaire
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• "God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things."
  By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
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• "God will forgive me; it is his trade."
  By: Heinrich Heine
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• "It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are."
  By: Ovid
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• "When no one had answers they created God. Now we have most of them, and ne day we will have all of them, rendering God useless."
  By: Unknown
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• "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."
  By: Mark Twain
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• "If God created flawed beings, how then can He go on to blame them for their flaws?"
  By: James Halloran
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• "Religion...is the opium of the masses."
  By: Karl Marx
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• "The fundamentalists, by 'knowing' the answers before they start, and then forcing nature into the straitjacket of their discredited preconceptions, lie outside the domain of science --or any honest intellectual inquiry."
  By: Stephen J. Gould
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• "So, let's impeach god! I would like to announce my candidacy for the position of god; among other things, I promise to offer true and unquestionable proof of my existence, as the previous holder of the office of 'god' obviously failed to do."
  By: Rashind
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• "The Vision of Christ that thou dost see, Is my vision's greatest enemy. Thine is the Friend of all Mankind, Mine speaks in Parables to the blind. Thine loves the same world that mine hates, Thy heaven-doors are my hell gates."
  By: William Blake
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• "As soon as I start to ask about going somewhere, my dad'll be like, 'What would Jesus do, Emily?' And, 'I don't think Jesus would do that.' It gets on my nerves. I'm like, 'I don't know what Jesus would do. I think Jesus might go.'"
  By: Emily
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• "Through me the way into the suffering city, Through me the way to the eternal pain, Through me the way that runs among the lost. Justice urged on my high artificer; My maker was divine authority, The highest wisdom, and the primal love. Before me nothing but eternal things were made, And I endure eternally. Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
  By: The Gates of Hell (From Dante's Inferno)
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• "What if we chose the wrong religion? We're just making God madder and madder every Sunday."
  By: Homer Simpson
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• "The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
  By: Nietzsche
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• "My captor walked up to me and with his sandal drew a cross in the dirt. Both prisoner and guard stood wordlessly there for a minute or two, venerating the cross, until the guard rubbed it out and walked away. This is my faith. The faith that unites and never divides, the faith that bridges unbridgeable gaps in humanity. That is my religious faith, and it is the faith I want my party to serve and the faith I hold in my country."
  By: Senator John McCain
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